ok, i was thinking of doing a post that hasnt been done by anyone EVER! & i thought of sth! 😀 Er no, it is not about LGBT prevalence incidence in pakistan parliament,, that topic is still up for grabs 😉 .not that i am insinuating anything..but i digress..SO here is my one in the whole universe kind of post 😉
ta da!! a collection of my comments from express tribune!! 😆 hehehe..save your rotten eggs for more deserving candidates..i am just having some fun..or to be exact, i am availing the double jeopardy clause ; i am already accused of being a narcissist so i thought a lil show of narcissism wont hurt anyone 😀
1. in response to kamran akmal’s declaration 7 years of cricket left in me, i produced this gem
hehe, look at the number of likes (or recommendations whatever) *bows*
2. after reading an umpteenth bon(n)ga article about Bonn conference, tittled Bon(n)fire of the vanities, i decided to put my foot down by raising my voice against this cheesy wordplay
“the columnists have gone bon(n)kers about Bonn conference…or at least about its use in puns ;p”
some taste of one’s own medicine, eh? 😛
3. Market attack: Donkey cart bombing kills 6 in Khyber Agency blame it on compassion fatigue or whatever but this news instead of alarming me, merely tickled my funny bone
so the animals have run out of human volunteers & are opting for internal recruitment…tch tch
PS: sorry dead donkey,,just to sound witty i grouped u with those who r far beneath u in stature
4. on a blog (by a lieutenant) about dutying on eid & losing comrades but still getting negative media publicity. (AND wait for it; receiving limited budget which makes high-tech equipment unaffordable)
hehe..some sugar-coated poison technique of communication, huh?
5. so you must have heard about the news doing the rounds these days that Pakistan’s nuclear weapons are vulnerable to theft blah blah,..but this report went further and accused pakistan of “transporting the nuclear parts in armored, well-defended convoys, the atomic bombs “capable of destroying entire cities are transported in delivery vans on congested and dangerous roads,”..naturally i couldnt keep quite
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i dont think i have ever scored higher hits 😀 *curtseys*
6. One fine day Hamid Karzai, our brotherly neighbour, got up and announced to a stunned world that Afghanistan would support Pakistan if it was attacked by either the US or India…naturally, we laughed ourselves stupid over this turn of events..part of hilarity was rahman-malikesque credibility of karzai and rest of it was the mere idea of having a bunch of boy scouts supplementing our far superior armed forces…anyway, true to his form, the guy backtracked 😀 hehe..obviously, even more hilarity ensued
guys! i think we have just shot ourselves in the foot ;p
NOT
😆
7. A pir allegedly raped a teenage girl to cure her of repeated migraines & told her that if she told anyone then he would release the jinn’s in his power on her..poor girl conceived & her parents understandably contacted police..but according to pir’s apprentice Kashif Boota. “The girl probably had an affair and got her self pregnant” :@
seriously, the ones who falsely accuse others of wrongdoing should not be allowed to go scot free…
8. in another news three girls drowned to death..and the very next day,(when prolly the investigation wasnt even launched) the media published story insinuating the involvement of girls father..how sick is that!
i guess no one else reads the blog anymore
very astute observation! yup, this happens when you go MIA for months *sigh*
why dont you follow suit? 😆